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We Are Too Easily Offended Today And I Blame The Left

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2015/09/12

Can you stop being offended long enough to watch this roast of Sammy Davis, Jr? Can you laugh along with all the audience and all the people on the dais? Or do you always look for a reason to be offended?

Posted in Culture, humor, Humor - For Some, Liberal, Politically Incorrect, politics, society, stereotype | Tagged: , , , , , | 6 Comments »

Hey, @voxdotcom, #Stereotype Much? #Wrong Much?

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2014/11/10

Go take their “quiz” and see for yourself how wrong VOX is. As is normal for VOX. They’re never, ever, and I do mean ever, right about anything. Even people on the Left are laughing at VOX over this one.

How did I do? Anyone who knows me will see what a bunch of hooey the VOX thing is.

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Larry The Cable Guy, Move Over

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2014/09/01

From my former sister-in-law’s Facebook account:

So I run a mile, bike 3 miles and swim in the hot tub. Does that count as an ultra-short triathlon?

Now that right there is funny. I don’t care who you are.

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It’s Been Found :-)

Posted by Yorkshire on 2014/06/21


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A Quote To Remember

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2014/05/30

I never thought I would live to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places that they now do.

— Will Rogers

And that’s a problem because…
— me

Edited to correct Will Rogers’ name. I blame Geordge Bush.

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Posted by DNW on 2014/01/15

I was going to title this “Castro on the Brink of Hell”.

But most Christians, especially those visiting this site would probably blanch at that,  and feel that it was a call far beyond my right to make. Not only being presumptuous in the very making, but a call, if there were such a fate possible, too terrible to smirk over.

Yet, one cannot help but wonder what kind of cosmic justice would be served by granting these post-human, anti-human, morally deconstructed and murderous entities of the left, mercy.

But we balk. This limit on how far we are willing to go, is where the leftist appetite thing, the collectivist seeker of power over other men, has what appears to be a Darwinian at least, advantage over those humans who do recognize moral and ethical boundaries, and who try to deduce behavioral standards from principles that extend beyond their own brute impulses.

The left’s power and their seeming advantage lies in their liberation from all ethical and moral standards. But of course, this may well entail their journey beyond what it even means to be human.

But, whatever their lack of moral inhibitions may do for them now, one limit these human demons, these tyrants of left cannot evade, is time.

Think of Castro alive forever, and you have some reasonable facsimile of hell on earth; that is to say, of the leftist mind and personality poured out upon, and dominating everyone with its endlessly fulminating nihilism and resentments.

Here is one of them with whom time has caught up. The God of Progressive Hollywood.











How much longer shall he reign?

They must be thanking the powers they revere that they still have Obama.

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Eyes Only

Posted by Yorkshire on 2013/12/10

The NSA Tree


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Horrible History

Posted by DNW on 2013/06/04



YouTube has some amusing vignettes from a BBC series for kids, called Horrible Histories.


The Guardian, left wing socialist rag that it is, has this to say,


CBBC’s Horrible Histories is a wonderfully curious thing: wildly praised, yet woefully undersold as really funny … for a kids’ show. But Horrible Histories isn’t just the best show on children’s television – it’s one of the smartest comedies on TV.”



Some clips are annoying, but most have some redeeming humor quality, though surprisingly, the humor in a fair number is pretty pathetic. In the case of the Aztecs and their bean and corn diet for example.


Worth 20 minutes of sorting through.  The video embedded above to appears to have been a smash hit overseas.

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Comedy Central’s Cordova Is Les Nessman Funny

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/05/18

WKRP in Cincinnati had a serious newscaster by the name of Les Nessman. He was hilarious because he was so serious and so incapable of understanding anything. It was a great piece of comedy writing. Comedy Central has its own Les Nessman, but this time the hilarity is in the fact the dude’s actually serious. It isn’t an act. And he’s being a whiny little Leftist baby. Aww, poor thing.

Conservative Hashtag Games Are Ruining Twitter

Dude’s whine is very salty. Very salty, indeed. What’s even funnier than his whine — where he proves he doesn’t even understand the material he’s whining about — is the comment section on the Leftist’s whine. I read over 100 comments, and I think maybe two of them were from Liberals.

For the dude’s next Nessman writing, I suggest the header “Conservative Commenters Are Ruining My Articles”.

HT Hot Air Headlines

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Self Control, Jerks and Musings

Posted by Foxfier on 2012/05/08

From facebook.

Came to mind for a reason I’m not going to share, but that won’t stop me from musing this little bit:
Have you ever noticed that the same folks who tear into you for the opinions you share are the same ones who don’t seem to control themselves at all?

Posted in humor, Personal Responsibility, Philosophy | 2 Comments »

Foxfier Fined And Reprimanded

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/05/08

We, the administrators of Truth Before Dishonor, have determined to make an example of Foxfier, an editor here. We have decided to permanently reduce the salary we pay her by 30 percent. In addition, we have decided to fine her half her salary for each of the next three months. The reason is two-fold: 1)For her actions and omissions, and 2)To make an example of her for the other editors to see, should they continue in the actions she has taken. A brief example of her effrontery follows.

Example 1:


Example 2:

Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

As can clearly be seen, she saw fit to publicly tie her name to the above in a very prominent fashion while acting outside the TBD SOI, and as Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs infamy has shown, the only way to keep people in line is to severely punish them for their actions outside TBD, because those actions have a poor effect on TBD’s readership. And that is the reason I have beat on her. And that is the reason we have determined she needs the appropriate attitude adjustment. And it is fair warning to all the other editors and authors on TBD. We will punish you as well if you continue in her behavior.

What is so grievous about her actions? She wrote those articles… and didn’t even bother to publish them here! So, be warned, editors and authors! If you write elsewhere and never bother to publish those works here, you will likewise face major cuts in pay!

I’m very serious We’re very intent on reining in our wayward and roguish authors and will use whatever means necessary to exert the necessary pressures that will, in turn, cause our authors to think twice before doing such harm to TBD in the future.

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Giving Obama The Respect He Deserves #ObamasDogRecipes

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/04/19

Some Fido Mignon

Chicken Poodle Soup

Shrimp Cockapoo-tail

Shih Tzu on a Shingle

Yeah, if you are what you eat, Obama’s dog meat.

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You Want Drama?

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/04/15

We Got Drama!

HT Hot Air Headlines

I would say more, but any more would be a spoiler for the video. Watch it. You’ll like it.

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Attention Race Traitors And Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/04/11

Do you want to help the radical Leftists keep track of you? Do you want the Obama Government to know who you are, so they can watch you? Let us at Truth Before Dishonor know! We’ll put you on the list! That way, Big Brother only needs to come here to find out who you are, and you don’t even have to report yourself to Barack Obama’s multiple web-sites set up to track you from your neighbors reporting you to the local Office of Watching Your Neighbors.

We have had a large influx of new visitors since the last time we issued the invitation, so there may be some who don’t know exactly what this is all about. Weeeeellllll, let me tell you! If you’re black… or if you’re hispanic… or if your not-white… and if you’re a Conservative, you’re a Race-Traitor. So saith the radical Leftists in charge of the Democrat Party. If you’re a woman who votes Republican, well, Democrats have declared they need to look up your skirts to ensure you actually are a woman, because for some reason, Democrats don’t believe women should be allowed to vote Republican and still call themselves women. Heck, just recently, a Democrat woman from Philadelphia, the Democrat head of a Committee in the Pennsylvania Legislature, declared all such women were in actuality men with jugs.

So that’s where the Race-Traitors point comes in. If you’re not white and yet you believe you have the freedom of mind to be Conservative, you are a race-traitor as far as the Democrat Party is concerned. Welcome to the club. And if you have a blog, we have a special place of prominence for you in our side-bar.

Regarding the Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs, that came straight out of laughing at Janet Napolitano’s document warning about those of us Right Wing Extremists™ who could become the next terrorist groups to violently attack the US from within. So a couple of us decided to call ourselves Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Bloggers, and I sent out an invitation to all others who would like to be so labeled, just to help the overburdened Janet Napolitano and the overburdened Federal Government be better able to keep track of us would-be terrorists.

Won’t you join us and self-identify today?
For more information and to help you reach your decision, I am providing some research information.
Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs
Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs, A Renewed Call
I Added A New Blog List (The Race-Traitors blog list)
Attention All Race-Traitors, Gender-Traitors And Self-Proclaimed Right-Wing Extremist™ Bloggers

Posted in Blogging Matters, Character, Conservative, funny business, Gender Issues, history, humor, Liberal, media, Obama, Philosophy, politically correct, Politically Incorrect, politics, race, society, stereotype, truth | Tagged: , , , , | 3 Comments »

Ya Picked A Fine Time Ta Leave Me, Loose Wheel

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/03/30

Not the words I was looking for.

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
Four rusty lugnuts and a spare that won’t seal

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose whee.

But this song will do in a pinch (if that’s what they’re calling it these days).

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