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More AOHell

Posted by DNW on 2015/03/09


 

I don’t think anyone takes AOL seriously anymore, apart from it being a serious example of cultural degeneracy.

 What the portal of Hell looks like.

What the portal of Hell looks like.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, I suppose that if someone were tempted to make The National Enquirer, or some other supermarket checkout lane tabloid trash their Internet starting page, then AOL might seem like an attractive option.

Otherwise, I cannot think of a single reason to sign up. In fact, as I and numerous others have said before, it is difficult merely to justify keeping an old e-mail account there, no matter how many years you may have had it.

As if any of us really needed further evidence of the mental and moral squalor of the AOL experience, here’s  sampling of “ledes” from today’s headlines. Recall too, that what appears here appears despite the fact that the greeting screen was deliberately set to the “business” option .

Only on the last item listed do they finally get to a political issue: with the expected framing, of course.

 

… ‘heartbroken’

… incredible ‘thank you’

… ‘graphic’ exhibit

… most grueling commute ever

… Waiter deals with unpaid tab in best way

Best haircuts for your 40s, 50s and 60s

Creatures found dwelling on 3rd floor of school

Woman’s funny imitations …

Executive chefs are among the happiest …

Two short words may have saved woman’s life …

… how Teresa is really doing in prison

The trick to perfect hard and soft boiled eggs …

Man fools girlfriend …

Celebrity hair stylist …

… lurid murder trial

Girl learns startling truth …

Judge Judy reportedly earns $47 million … a year

Polygamist family lived in fear …

Sinister ‘treats’ send dogs to hospital …

[actress Kate] Hudson makes leap into a bold new business …

Heinous crime’ strikes leading UK dog show

Disturbing video of Suge killing man emerges …

GOP senators undermine Iran deal with letter …

 

 

 

 

 

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One Response to “More AOHell”

  1. Yorkshire said

    It’s the Huffington-Puffington Post Tabloid mentality. I hate it when in the middle of something, it freezes.

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