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Absolutely Inappropriate Humor

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2014/09/05

This joke is absolutely inappropriate. As such, I am hiding it behind the fold. If you don’t want to see it, don’t unfold this.

Three men were boasting about their endowments, as some men are wont to do.

Man 1: Mine is 10 inches.
Man 2: I have you beat. Mine is 11 inches.
Man 3: I have you both beat. Mine is 2 inches.
Man 1: Only 2 inches? Why would you think you have us beat? How do you even measure that?
Man 3: From the ground up.

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