We Didn’t Start the Fire
Posted by John Hitchcock on 2014/08/24
I’LL VIOLATE YOUR COPYRIGHT IN A FAILED ATTEMPT TO MAKE MONEY AND YOU’LL HAVE TO DROP YOUR RIGHT TO ANONYMITY TO STOP ME!!!11!ELEVENTY!!!”
Oh, dear. A fight. A punch has been thrown. And of course, the Fuhrer of Footlongs, the Marshall of Mayonnaise, didn’t throw it!
He would never do that. He never throws the first punch. He said so. And we know he never lies.
Apparently, calling the Walking Wiener a “cyberthug” constitutes a punch.
On Friday, punch thrown, fight started! Q.E.D.
I realize I once told the old man to get a mallet, head for the nearest beach, and pound all that sand up his ass. What I didn’t know is that he missed and filled his vagina instead.
All worked up over being referred to as what he is. Boo hoo hoo.
But he doesn’t understand what’s happening. After a settlement was reached on the 14th, WJJ Hoge did indeed ask his readers, a loyal bunch if nothing else,
I recommend that Bill Schmalfeldt be…
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