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Foxfier Fined And Reprimanded

Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/05/08


We, the administrators of Truth Before Dishonor, have determined to make an example of Foxfier, an editor here. We have decided to permanently reduce the salary we pay her by 30 percent. In addition, we have decided to fine her half her salary for each of the next three months. The reason is two-fold: 1)For her actions and omissions, and 2)To make an example of her for the other editors to see, should they continue in the actions she has taken. A brief example of her effrontery follows.

Example 1:

offended

Example 2:

Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

As can clearly be seen, she saw fit to publicly tie her name to the above in a very prominent fashion while acting outside the TBD SOI, and as Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs infamy has shown, the only way to keep people in line is to severely punish them for their actions outside TBD, because those actions have a poor effect on TBD’s readership. And that is the reason I have beat on her. And that is the reason we have determined she needs the appropriate attitude adjustment. And it is fair warning to all the other editors and authors on TBD. We will punish you as well if you continue in her behavior.

What is so grievous about her actions? She wrote those articles… and didn’t even bother to publish them here! So, be warned, editors and authors! If you write elsewhere and never bother to publish those works here, you will likewise face major cuts in pay!

I’m very serious We’re very intent on reining in our wayward and roguish authors and will use whatever means necessary to exert the necessary pressures that will, in turn, cause our authors to think twice before doing such harm to TBD in the future.

4 Responses to “Foxfier Fined And Reprimanded”

  1. Foxfier said

    *laughs*

    Alright, alright, I’ll publish the stuff that I throw up just to make sure people know I’m alive over here, too!

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  2. Foxfier said

    Fixing things!

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  3. Dana Pico said

    What, you’re paying Foxfier? 🙂

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  4. You didn’t think you were the only editor with a salary did you, Dana? She was getting the same pay as you but now her salary is 70 percent of yours (35 percent of yours for the next three months).

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