Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/05/18
WKRP in Cincinnati had a serious newscaster by the name of Les Nessman. He was hilarious because he was so serious and so incapable of understanding anything. It was a great piece of comedy writing. Comedy Central has its own Les Nessman, but this time the hilarity is in the fact the dude’s actually serious. It isn’t an act. And he’s being a whiny little Leftist baby. Aww, poor thing.
Conservative Hashtag Games Are Ruining Twitter
Dude’s whine is very salty. Very salty, indeed. What’s even funnier than his whine — where he proves he doesn’t even understand the material he’s whining about — is the comment section on the Leftist’s whine. I read over 100 comments, and I think maybe two of them were from Liberals.
For the dude’s next Nessman writing, I suggest the header “Conservative Commenters Are Ruining My Articles”.
HT Hot Air Headlines
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Posted by Foxfier on 2012/05/08
Came to mind for a reason I’m not going to share, but that won’t stop me from musing this little bit:
Have you ever noticed that the same folks who tear into you for the opinions you share are the same ones who don’t seem to control themselves at all?
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Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/05/08
We, the administrators of Truth Before Dishonor, have determined to make an example of Foxfier, an editor here. We have decided to permanently reduce the salary we pay her by 30 percent. In addition, we have decided to fine her half her salary for each of the next three months. The reason is two-fold: 1)For her actions and omissions, and 2)To make an example of her for the other editors to see, should they continue in the actions she has taken. A brief example of her effrontery follows.
Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
As can clearly be seen, she saw fit to publicly tie her name to the above in a very prominent fashion while acting outside the TBD SOI, and as Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs infamy has shown, the only way to keep people in line is to severely punish them for their actions outside TBD, because those actions have a poor effect on TBD’s readership.
And that is the reason I have beat on her. And that is the reason we have determined she needs the appropriate attitude adjustment. And it is fair warning to all the other editors and authors on TBD. We will punish you as well if you continue in her behavior.
What is so grievous about her actions? She wrote those articles… and didn’t even bother to publish them here! So, be warned, editors and authors! If you write elsewhere and never bother to publish those works here, you will likewise face major cuts in pay!
I’m very serious We’re very intent on reining in our wayward and roguish authors and will use whatever means necessary to exert the necessary pressures that will, in turn, cause our authors to think twice before doing such harm to TBD in the future.
Posted in Blogging Matters, humor | Tagged: easily offended, Foxfier, pregnancy humor | 4 Comments »
Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/04/19
Some Fido Mignon
Chicken Poodle Soup
Shih Tzu on a Shingle
Yeah, if you are what you eat, Obama’s dog meat.
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Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/04/15
We Got Drama!
HT Hot Air Headlines
I would say more, but any more would be a spoiler for the video. Watch it. You’ll like it.
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Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/04/11
Do you want to help the radical Leftists keep track of you? Do you want the Obama Government to know who you are, so they can watch you? Let us at Truth Before Dishonor know! We’ll put you on the list! That way, Big Brother only needs to come here to find out who you are, and you don’t even have to report yourself to Barack Obama’s multiple web-sites set up to track you from your neighbors reporting you to the local Office of Watching Your Neighbors.
We have had a large influx of new visitors since the last time we issued the invitation, so there may be some who don’t know exactly what this is all about. Weeeeellllll, let me tell you! If you’re black… or if you’re hispanic… or if your not-white… and if you’re a Conservative, you’re a Race-Traitor. So saith the radical Leftists in charge of the Democrat Party. If you’re a woman who votes Republican, well, Democrats have declared they need to look up your skirts to ensure you actually are a woman, because for some reason, Democrats don’t believe women should be allowed to vote Republican and still call themselves women. Heck, just recently, a Democrat woman from Philadelphia, the Democrat head of a Committee in the Pennsylvania Legislature, declared all such women were in actuality men with jugs.
So that’s where the Race-Traitors point comes in. If you’re not white and yet you believe you have the freedom of mind to be Conservative, you are a race-traitor as far as the Democrat Party is concerned. Welcome to the club. And if you have a blog, we have a special place of prominence for you in our side-bar.
Regarding the Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs, that came straight out of laughing at Janet Napolitano’s document warning about those of us Right Wing Extremists™ who could become the next terrorist groups to violently attack the US from within. So a couple of us decided to call ourselves Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Bloggers, and I sent out an invitation to all others who would like to be so labeled, just to help the overburdened Janet Napolitano and the overburdened Federal Government be better able to keep track of us would-be terrorists.
Won’t you join us and self-identify today?
For more information and to help you reach your decision, I am providing some research information.
Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs
Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs, A Renewed Call
I Added A New Blog List (The Race-Traitors blog list)
Attention All Race-Traitors, Gender-Traitors And Self-Proclaimed Right-Wing Extremist™ Bloggers
Posted in Blogging Matters, Character, Conservative, funny business, Gender Issues, history, humor, Liberal, media, Obama, Philosophy, politically correct, Politically Incorrect, politics, race, society, stereotype, truth | Tagged: Attack Watch, AttackWatch, Janet Napolitano, Race Traitors, Self-Proclaimed Right Wing Extremist™ Blogs | 3 Comments »
Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/03/30
Not the words I was looking for.
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
Four rusty lugnuts and a spare that won’t seal
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose whee.
But this song will do in a pinch (if that’s what they’re calling it these days).
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Posted by Yorkshire on 2012/02/25
The New Chevy Volt (turn on sound)
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Posted by John Hitchcock on 2012/01/17
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Posted by Dana Pico on 2012/01/14
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Posted by Dana Pico on 2012/01/07
Damon Thomas has announced his candidacy for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.
I have already contacted Mr Thomas about becoming his running mate.
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Posted by Dana Pico on 2011/12/21
. . . but can anybody be fearing for his life and safety more than Kim Jong-un’s barber?
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Posted by John Hitchcock on 2011/12/18
DRJ from Patterico’s Pontifications liked this one in season 1.
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Posted by Dana Pico on 2011/12/06
. . . but I’m using it anyway!
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Posted by Yorkshire on 2011/11/28
Fannie and Freddie’s best friend is not running again. Who is going to protect these two out of control semi-federal screw-ups.
Barney Frank to Announce He Won’t Seek Re-Election
Published November 28, 2011
Longtime Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., will announce Monday he is not seeking re-election, holding an afternoon press conference in Newton, Mass., to offer details behind his decision.
The 16-term lawmaker, whose name is emblazoned on the banking reform law that passed Congress last year, had long been rumored to be ready for retirement. He was previously chairman of the House Financial Services Committee but is now ranking member since Democrats lost the majority in the 2010 midterm election.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/11/28/barney-frank-to-announce-retirement/#ixzz1f1BgvKEz
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